Too many Humphreys
What should you learn from the following situation:
Sir Humphrey Appleby-type characters try to make you convince your partner to take a position on the board of the new Qantas. You feel really resentful of their suggestions his career and your thumbs will be destroyed if you don't, because you have a sneaking suspicion that maybe some investigation into the sale needs to go on first.
In addition you're quite loathe to help your partner anyway when he's trying to anesthetise you against your will, so he can pull out two of your teeth "to save money".
So, naturally, you hop in an old car with Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and some other girl who may or may not have been Lindsay Lohan, and head off to Paris (the city), which is only a couple of hours away. You realise you've left your bag at home, so you have no money. You also have no mobile with you, because you figured that if you have anything that has a signal the Sir Humphreys can trace you. Nicole offers you a drink, and Britney says she'll pay your share of the car hire so long as you shout her a latte some time.
Well, the lessons garnered from this sorry episode are:
- get up as soon as your alarm goes off, and not after the seven o'clock new start filtering into your dreams
- just accept that you will need to get braces, and will have to actually pay for it all with real money
- no more Superficial.com for you
- get your hands on Yes, Prime Minister before you start obsessing about it any more
- lay off the mini quiches at midnight
So, anyone else have any interesting dreams?