Join us! Become a bride!
Brides have fun! Brides wear pretty dresses! Join us! Join us now!
As a bride you can expect to find yourself in a variety of exciting situations, learning fantastic new skills, such as
- differentiating between olive, apple, sage and pistachio green, as well as hunter and teal
- learning many intriguing ways to spell (and pronounce) bonbonniere...bombonnerie...bomboneeries... um, favors
- developing endless neuroses as to whether you should consider the misogynistic origins of some traditions or just incorporate them regardless
- worrying whether planning a low chignon when a bridal magazine tells you it's the "new half updo" is being intuitively fashion conscious ("I thought of it before the magazine appeared!") or tremendously sheep-like and, in years to come, instantly identifiable as "sooo 2007"
- chuckling visciously when a "real couple" feature page suggests how you could make yor special day look exactly like Brad Pitt's and Jennifer Aniston's!
- worrying about telling your fellow bride about your great new invitation idea, because she might try to steal it
- feeling that as much as you want to involve your partner in important decisions, you're not quite confident that he'll have the right opinions
- beginning to evaluate your friends according to how they'll make you look in comparison - and deciding to not invite the pretty ones
- honestly believing your choice of ribbon will really matter in the greater scheme of things
See, it's all glorious fun! Come, be one of us!