Cheddar Style
Apparantly, you are what you eat.
If that really is the case, the best way to describe me would be "cheese-flavoured".
Even allowing for suspension of disbelief - which should only apply to Harry Potter movies and not, say, your lunch - you have to either be suspicious of or feel sorry for anyone who will accept a liberal sprinkling of orange powder as the makings of a cheese sauce.
And yet, I feel no shame.